So the main joke of this song popped into my head, and I couldn't get rid of it without finishing the rest of the song.
So here's a parody of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy"
It's a very minimal mix compared to my usual. (Other than the harmonies and doubling the Abomination, this is exactly how I would do it live.) So I'm curious to hear y'all's mix recommendations for it
Trad Wife 2.mp3
Bad Guys - Lyrics
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I film myself raising my kids
Cooking and cleaning just a bit
While my husband's away at work
Jobs are for jerks
Kitchen it is meticulous
Recipes are ridiculous
"How does she have the time for this?"
Something you missed
The real work is outsourced
Cleaning by maids of course
Food is mostly catered
Homeschool kids are tutored
I'm that bad type
My first wave granny's sad type
There's a pipeline, you see
Christian white supremacy
I'm the trad wife, duh!
Influencers are not your friend
To them you're a means to an end
Show you some ads for cash to spend
Sell you down bend
Another point of data
Ship you off to meta
They're voting with your dollars
that they've already collared
Raising all the rents now
While they bail their friends out
Next they're burning the skies
While the coral reef dies
They're the ad guys, duh!
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