You know, we have a lot of ukes around the house for a married couple, only 50% of whom actually play. My wife loves to buy them or get them as gifts, but she doesn't really play them. So I'm the one that's always tuning and strumming them. Honestly, a bass uke would make a nice addition to our collection
That, and a semi-hollow ES style guitar. But that's a whole other can of worms