Boobs out at your shows?
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Boobs out at your shows?
This is from a number of years ago.
[BBvideo=560,315]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9JwKk53hmM[/BBvideo]
Sorry about the sound.
Sorry about the video quality.
Sorry about the quality of the boobs.
[BBvideo=560,315]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9JwKk53hmM[/BBvideo]
Sorry about the sound.
Sorry about the video quality.
Sorry about the quality of the boobs.
Haggard Musician
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Any boobs are better than no boobs
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I was just sick in my mouth.
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Well... now we know what sort of stuff is lingering in Greg's grot directory.
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Hey you said any boobs are better than no boobs and that's just factually incorrect. We need to keep the content accurate around here.
Rebel Yell
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I did a gig once with (for what reason I never understood, we were totally mis-booked) a couple of go-go dancers gyrating madly at the front of the stage. Bit hard to concentrate. I was also worried about one of her flailing arms connecting with my mic stand and having my teeth smashed in accidentally.
Those were the days...
Those were the days...
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From what I've learned, it's never the boobs you want out, that come out at shows.
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Here's a helpful chart of the boobs you are mostly likely to encounter at a show. Please feel free to make any corrections.
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It's a cross between the Stranglers' traditional strippers for Sleazy and Hawkwind's Stacia.
I saw The Stranglers in 77 or 78 & they had the strippers on stage for the song - it didn't add anything to the tune or experience.
I saw The Stranglers in 77 or 78 & they had the strippers on stage for the song - it didn't add anything to the tune or experience.
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I'm in two bands, a cover band that plays literally everything from Megadeth to Waylon. And then there's my original band (heavy stuff)
In 2013 the cover band backed up Dwight Yokum for an all country set. For obvious reasons we were not allowed to play the three Dwight songs we play normally.. fine.
After we were done there were about 50 minutes of time between us and big D. just dead air and no house music between, it was weird and a little bit awkward. We had a huge reception opening up with Devil went down to Georgia in to a George Strait song.. Anyways during the long break between us and Dwight, our bass player and myself decided to walk around and socialize. There were teets out everywhere and I was asked to sign at least 20 individual milk dispensers.
I could have got fucked 18 ways from next Sunday that night.............
P.S. Apparently Dwight is a real asshole. During the first song he kicked a water bottle at his monitor tech.
In 2013 the cover band backed up Dwight Yokum for an all country set. For obvious reasons we were not allowed to play the three Dwight songs we play normally.. fine.
After we were done there were about 50 minutes of time between us and big D. just dead air and no house music between, it was weird and a little bit awkward. We had a huge reception opening up with Devil went down to Georgia in to a George Strait song.. Anyways during the long break between us and Dwight, our bass player and myself decided to walk around and socialize. There were teets out everywhere and I was asked to sign at least 20 individual milk dispensers.
I could have got fucked 18 ways from next Sunday that night.............
P.S. Apparently Dwight is a real asshole. During the first song he kicked a water bottle at his monitor tech.
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That seems like appropriate behavior to me.Audio Monster wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:29 pm During the first song he kicked a water bottle at his monitor tech.
Rebel Yell
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There is this one skanky stripper girl that comes to some of my shows. She's friends with the singer's wife. I've seen this girl around for 10 years, I don't think I've ever said more than four words to her. I imagine 20-25 years ago she was probably pretty smoking, but now? No. She's still pretty trim and fit but....just no. Anyway, for as bad as the surrounding packaging is, she's got a nice set of enhanced boobies.
There was another time about 2 years ago. I was at a gig on guitar. So right in front of me, right in front of my monitor wedge, was a woman standing there with just an amazing set of boobies. Since I was on stage I could look right down the top of her shirt. Great rack. The problem? It was a dude. A very well put together tranny. Still a great set of tits though.
Rebel Yell
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Modern world, Greg!
I generally don't like fakes.
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He/she is actually really nice and a pretty cool person. I've gotten to know him/her a little bit just from seeing him/her out at local shows. And he/she is a phenomenal bass player. I don't know how many original parts he/she has left, but just from outside appearance, you'd never believe he/she was a dude. No way. He/she is the best tranny job I've ever seen, and I have seen a bunch of them.
Rebel Yell
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She's not the subject of the song then! Isn't here a line in there about a 5 Oclock beard shadow?Greg_L wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:32 am He/she is actually really nice and a pretty cool person. I've gotten to know him/her a little bit just from seeing him/her out at local shows. And he/she is a phenomenal bass player. I don't know how many original parts he/she has left, but just from outside appearance, you'd never believe he/she was a dude. No way. He/she is the best tranny job I've ever seen, and I have seen a bunch of them.